Note To Herman Cain

Just a friendly, but not too-friendly, tip for the Most Staggeringly Unqualified Member Of A Group Of Thoroughly Silly Candidates For The Presidency:

You look even less adept than usual when you insist that your current difficulties are the result of conspiracies by both your GOP opponent Rick Perry AND the liberal media. Kind of in the same way that someone who shows up sweaty, frightened, and out-of-breath to meet a friend looks when he says he’s being chased by a rampaging Triceratops … oh, yeah, AND space aliens.

In other words, pal, you lose some credibility when you cast such a wide net in identifying your “enemies.” Not that you had a lot of credibility to begin with. Still, I suspect your biggest enemy might be a little closer than you think, perhaps even in your lap.

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